Shortlisted for the Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year 'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' - Sunday Times 'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro Featured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans You become a footballer because you love football.
And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station.
Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror.
We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay L250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We'll be coached and cajoled żeby Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed aby the sound of an accordion played żeby Sven-Goran Eriksson's assistant Tord Grip.
There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer.
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